Pick The Month You Were Born In.
January—I kicked
February—I loved
March—I smoked
April—I dry humped
May—I choked on
June—I murdered
July—I did the Macarena with
August—I had lunch with
September—I danced with
October—I sang to
November—I yelled at
December—I ran over
Pick The Day (Number) You Were Born On..
1—a birdbath
2—a monster
3—a phone
4—a fork
5—a Mexican
6—a gangster
7—my cell phone
8—my dog
9—my best friends’ boyfriend
10—my neighbor
11—my science teacher
12—a banana
13—a fireman
14—a stuffed animal
15—a goat
16—a pickle
17—your mom
18—a spoon
19—myself
20—a baseball bat
21—a ninja
22—Chuck Norris
23—a noodle
24—a squirrel
25—a football player
26—my sister
27—my brother
28—an iPod
29—a permanent marker
30—a llama
31—a homeless guy
Pick The Color Of Shirt You Are Wearing
White—because I’m cool like that.
Black—because that’s how I roll.
Pink—because I’m NOT a homosexual.
Red—because the voices told me to.
Blue—because I’m sexy and I do what I want.
Green—because I hate myself.
Purple—because I’m cool.
Gray—because I was drunk.
Yellow—because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange—because I hate my family.
Brown—because I was high.
Other—because I’m a ninja.
None—because I cant control myself.
What is your crazy sentence?
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30.4.10
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I dry humped Chuck Norris because that's how I roll ? haha :D
ReplyDeleteHaha!
ReplyDeleteK..da siap.
Anda d persilakan ddk.
Skrg giliran yg lain lg.haha
haha . sowt2 !
ReplyDeleteHahaha!
ReplyDeleteBATness!
Sht sda ko lai? Jd bat la ko mlm ne kn? Hee
haha . mlm ni lum lae . tgu dlu nxt week :)
ReplyDeleteO..rht la kjp dr b'batness ne? Haha
ReplyDeleteyaa . kejap jak laa . hee . hoho . mau tul2 sihat bru la blk jdi jahat :D
ReplyDeleteI dry humped my cell phone because I'm cool. haha. aduiiii :b
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Tq2..
ReplyDeleteI did the Macarena with a squirrel because that’s how I roll.hahahah
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